★ ★ ★ WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL $401K RETIREMENT PLAN ★ ENROLL NOW & COLLECT USDC EVERY HOUR ★ HODL FOR 5x MULTIPLIER ★ BOOST HOUR EVERY 4th HOUR ★ YOU CAN RETIRE IN 30 DAYS ★ ★ ★
The $401K Plan
Buy now. Retire forever.
The only retirement plan that actually pays out. LIVE NOW!
Hi there, sport! Ready to retire? I'll set you up with a plan that pays you USDC every hour for the rest of your life. Every 4th hour pays DOUBLE. Won't that be swell?
★ How Your Plan Works ★
1
Enroll
Buy at least 100,000 $401K on pump.fun. That's your enrollment. Welcome to the plan, kiddo.
2
Vest
Hold for 30 days to fully vest. Your USDC multiplier grows from 1× to 5× over that time. Diamond hands literally pay 5× more.
3
Collect
USDC pension checks land in your wallet every hour. Forever. While you sleep. Even on weekends. Every 4th hour is a Boost Hour — pays roughly 2× a normal hour.
★ The HODL Multiplier ★
Every hour you hold gets you more. Your share grows from 1× to 5× over 30 days. Diamond hands eat first.
Days Held
Multiplier
Vesting Progress
Day 0
1.0×
just enrolled
Day 7
1.9×
Day 14
2.9×
Day 21
3.9×
Day 30+
5.0×
MAX VESTED
⚠ EARLY WITHDRAWAL PENALTY: Sell any amount and your multiplier resets to 1.0× immediately. Your vesting clock starts over. The plan rewards loyalty.
★ Boost Hour: Every 4th Hour Pays Double ★
We save 20% of fees from every normal hour into the Bonus Reserve. On Boost Hour, the entire reserve is paid out on top of the regular hourly distribution.
Cycle
Type
Distributed Now
Saved to Reserve
Hour 1
Normal
80% of fees
+20%
Hour 2
Normal
80% of fees
+20%
Hour 3
Normal
80% of fees
+20%
Hour 4
⚡ BOOST
100% + ENTIRE RESERVE
drained to zero
Net result: Boost Hour pays roughly 2× a normal hour. Stack four cycles, the math compounds.
★ Your 401(k) Statement ★
Connect your wallet or paste an address to view your plan status.
Current Pot updates every 15s. Distributions happen hourly at :00 UTC. • LIVE
★ Plan Roadmap ★
Quarter
Milestone
Q1
Launch the plan. First retirees enrolled.
Q2
First $1,000,000 in USDC distributed.
Q3
Annuity package & lifetime member tier.
Q4
Buy Florida (the actual state).
★ Frequently Asked Questions ★
How is this different from a real 401(k)?
This one pays out every hour instead of when you turn 65. Also you can't lose your job, and every 4th hour pays double.
Is this actually a retirement plan?
Legally, no. Spiritually, yes.
What if I sell early?
Then you've withdrawn early and your multiplier resets to 1×. Your share of that cycle's USDC redistributes to the holders who stayed. The plan rewards loyalty.
Where does the USDC come from?
Creator fees from $401K trades, paid directly in dollars (because this is a USDC-paired pool). No swaps. No buybacks. No token games. Real dollars, real fast.
Can I roll over my existing memecoin bags into the plan?
*Not actually FDIC, NCUA, or AAA-rated. Not a real retirement plan. Not financial advice. Not a security. Not affiliated with any government agency, real bank, or your actual 401(k) provider. The "Plan" is a memecoin paired against USDC on pump.fun. Holding tokens pays out a share of trading fees in USDC, weighted by bag size and hold duration. Past performance is not indicative of future retirement. You may lose everything you put in. Please consult your financial advisor (your wallet) before enrolling. By holding $401K you agree that you have a sense of humor and understand what a memecoin is.